you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
what is it with giant penises always finding me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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