i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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