I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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