I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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