I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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