So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
