you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He better not be in your backpack
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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