I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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