You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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