just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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