I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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