Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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