return my video game
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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