so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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