So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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