Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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