I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
thus making me awesome and them whores
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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