am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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