You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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