Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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