I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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