Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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