My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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