I wish I only lived at night.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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