i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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