Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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