there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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