Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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