If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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