Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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