you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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