Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You are a genius and a whore.
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