I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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