I hope mine doesn't look like that
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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