Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
No subtext here. People are naked.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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