Pappa wants mamma naked
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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