I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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