The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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