I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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