did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i out mim tonsoeep
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