the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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