My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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