It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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