well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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