Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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