Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
foreskin is a definite game changer
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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