She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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