i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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