You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Randomize