Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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