PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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