The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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