Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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