so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
