I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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