Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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