She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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